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I can’t wait

until someone paints “Faggot” or “Queer” on my garage door (If I have a garage.)

When they do, I’m going to make it look pretty just to piss them off.

Or better yet, I’d love if they spelled it “Fagot”, so I can correct their spelling.

Watch me marry a guy who’ll wash it off before I get the chance… Eh, I’ll get over it.